Glee Quotes

Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

Rachel: Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant. Artie: That doesn’t explain all the crying.

April: There was a time I was the biggest star around here. And now that I’ve gotten that back, I’m never letting it go.

Emma: I’m a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

Finn: I’m sleeping with him. Rachel: So am I. Finn: This play is weird. Rachel: That’s Mr. Ryerson’s favorite line.

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred. April: Just drink it.

Will [to April]: We’ll get you sobered up… find you some underwear. It’s not too late for you.

Will: You remember me? April: No. But I don’t remember breakfast.

Sandy: I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.