Glee Quotes

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel? Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

Puck: That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room? Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Sue: I’ll often yell at homeless people: ‘Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.’

Finn: I’m gonna do everything I can to be a good father.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend. Kurt: Can I pee first?

Quinn [to Puck]: I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Sue: Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.

Sue: Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is…

Kurt: Hi, I’m Kurt Hummel and I’ll be auditioning for the role of kicker.