Glee Quotes

Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.

Artie: The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

Rachel: I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.

Sue: I got a satellite interview. That’s lingo for an interview, via satellite.

Sue: Caning works! And I think it’s about time we did a little more of it right here… yes, we cane!

Kendra: Dishonesty is food to the marriage. It will die without it.

Kurt: It’s a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Will’s Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD! Will’s Mother: I didn’t even have to show any of them my bosoms!

Puck: Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.

Sandy: He’s here! He’s here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.