Glee Quotes

Jean-Baptiste: We are Throat Explosion! Expect us!

Jean-Baptiste: Best of luck New Directions, we really can’t wait to see your set…and crush you like a bug.

Blaine: Do you seriously have no idea who that is? Do none of you read the show choir blogs?

Kurt: You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Rachel: I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.

Santana: She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

Santana: God as my witness, I will break her down.

Sue: The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Tina: The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Rachel: I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.