Glee Quotes

Kurt: You are kind of magic.

Sue Sylvester: I hate you both.

Santana: You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Kurt: Do you know how insane you sound?

Rachel: It’s just…it’s really hard being a star.

Artie: It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year…

Tina: You always get everything you want and I get nothing!

Santana: Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.

Santana: I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.

Tina: This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.