Glee Quotes

Santana: So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

Kurt: Are we all set in there? Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes,…

Jake: [to Marley] I miss you, every minute of every day. I know that I screwed things up really badly and I’m sorry. I know what I lost…

Tina: So, if you’re done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?

Bree: Let me hit you with the blunt instrument of reality, Puckerman. You’re still you, a douchey playboy who’s going to spend the rest…

Puppet Becky: [to Blaine] You’re America’s gay sweetheart!

Sue: [to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn’t human, you’re in a world of…

Sue: More than anyone I’ve ever met, I was born to be in charge.

Kitty: Looks like somebody’s manstrating.

Blaine: We need to win this. Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.