Glee Quotes

Kitty: Why does no one believe me? Oh right. The habitual lying.

Tina: I said no caffeine until prom! I can’t afford to look tired like some sad, anemic dishrag!

Rachel: So, did you hear about Santana’s good news? Kurt: That she doesn’t have a yeast infection?

Sue: Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!

Blaine: We met right here. I took this man’s hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I’m not in the habit of…

Sue: As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my “Beckretary.”

Kitty: And just like every sad and broken backwards relationship that’s ever started in this Jesus- and love-forsaken choir room–…

Will: Wait, wait, so you’re not firing us? Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I’m not. However, if you do fail to win at…

Blaine: People everywhere, except, like, Russia, are beginning to see that it doesn’t matter who you are or where you’re from or even…

Sue: America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.