Glee Quotes

Santana: Rachel, that’s Gunther. [whispers] Don’t tell him if you’re Jewish or black.

Brittany: My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn’t until I…

Santana: You’re acting like a completely different person and it’s making me sad. Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.

Jeweler: [to Blaine] Is this him? Sam: No, oh no. I mean, he wants to do me, but we’re just friends.

Brittany: Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you’re shorter than a lawn…

Will: There comes a moment in every performer’s life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment….

Brittany: I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that’s bullying and I won’t tolerate that.

Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week. Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.

Cassie: [to Rachel] I saw something in you. That first day, and I thought to myself ‘This one is special. This one might make it.’ And…

Burt: You think you two are meant to be? Blaine: Yes. Burt: You think you two have a true love? Blaine: Yes! Burt: Then stop worrying.