Glee Quotes

Blaine: So, you’re saying that you’re okay with me asking for his hand? Burt: Oh of course not. No, you’re still kids. Did you learn…

Blaine: Kurt is my soul mate. I know that I’ve hurt him badly, but I also know that if I want to get him back I have to do something bold.

Blaine: I wanted to formally ask for your permission to ask Kurt to marry me. Burt: You kidding, or you nuts?

Burt: Gay rights has been one of my top issues, even though it makes me wildly unpopular with my distinguished colleagues. They’re on the…

Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus? Jake: I mean, I’m Jewish. Mercedes: So was he.

Kitty: [to Artie] Duh, I’m trying to be wonderful. I like to switch it up, be unpredictable. Sometimes I’m sweet, sometimes I’m sour….

Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing? Kurt: My dad has cancer.

Tina: Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.

Kurt: So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes’ shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth,…

Kurt: I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he’s the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say…