Glee Quotes

Jake: [to Ryder] Dude, you are like some kind of love genius. Do you spend all your time watching Lifetime?

Santana: [to Quinn] You know we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Maybe that’s why we love each other so much. And…

Emma: Um, Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can’t think straight. I’m just really, really worried that…

Kurt: [to Blaine] Tell me that’s not Tina again!

Blaine: This is just bros helping bros. Kurt: I love it when you talk fratty.

Santana: I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine’s Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.

Finn: Where have you been? I asked you to come, like, an hour ago? Rachel: I was getting a spray tan.

Finn: [to Rachel] Not everything has to do with you.

Brittany: [to Santana] I think you need to be somewhere that’s as big and as hot as you are. It’s okay to follow your dreams.

Brittany: [to Santana] I’m not breaking up with Sam. I really like him. He makes me feel really smart and think about things, like where…