Glee Quotes

Kurt: You are a diva. And you have been a nightmare. But you’re not a diva because you’re a nightmare. You’re a diva because you’re…

Blaine: Why are you acting so pissed off? Tina: Because I get it now. A diva doesn’t settle for less than what she wants, and she won’t…

Santana: Look, please don’t tell my mom. Sue: Oh, I can’t. I don’t speak Spanish.

Sue: [to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don’t you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the…

Tina: Blaine, I’m falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a…

Tina: In honor of Diva week, let’s just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by…

Finn: [to Emma] What do I have to offer a grown woman like that? I’m just a man-boy.

Emma: [to Finn] Will keeps suggesting Costa Rica, but us gingers can’t be that close to the equator.

Sam: If you want to make it in this world, you have to be special. Blaine: But you are special. Even without your body.

Rachel: Oh my god! What are you doing here! Santana: Lady Hummel called asking us to do an emergency intervention. Rachel: On who? Quinn:…