Glee Quotes

Finn: I feel like we’re the Fugees or something just bouncing around from available classroom to available classroom. Coach Beiste: Wait,…

Kurt: My first week at NYADA and the most surprising thing about college is it’s just like high school. It’s all about the cliques. The…

Sam: Do you have any lip balm I can use? Blaine: What? Sam: Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped. Come on dude, it’s not…

Millie: I wanted to say thank you for what you did for Marley and me. Sue: I have no idea what you’re talking about. I had nothing to do…

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014 Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and…

Sam: Brittany, it’s December 22. Do you know what this means? We survived the Mayan Apocalypse. Brittany: We’re also married.

Sam: Brittany, I’ve always thought you were super hot and really smart, but what I didn’t know was that you were going to end up being my…

Brittany: You guys, welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse club. Tina: Wait, that’s what this is? Sam: Don’t worry,…

Puck: Merry Hanukkah, dude. Jake: Right back at you, bro.

Puck: Hey! One Puckerman just ate your lunch! What do you think’s gonna happen when we unload two barrels of Puckshot into your ugly mugs?