Glee Quotes

Artie: Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can’t we objectify the girls, too? Kitty: Because we’re the ones who buy stuff….

Jake: [to Marley] I’m done. I don’t want to be with anybody else. All I need is you.

Puck: One night with me and I’ll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah. Kitty: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.

Kitty: [to Puck] Look, I usually avoid dating Jewish guys on account of your people killing my Jesus. I was willing to make an exception…

Marley: I have this problem. I always assume the best in people. Jake: That’s my favorite thing about you, besides your eyes.

Kitty: You want to keep me away from your brother? Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me. Puck: Aren’t you underage?…

Kitty: [to Puck] I don’t like Jake. I’m a mean, hot bitch who likes to get what she wants.

Puck: [to Jake] I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.

Brittany: [to Marley] I noticed that whenever you look at Jake, you get a really sad look on your face, and if it’s quiet enough, I can…

Rachel: I like him, and I’m tired of second-guessing something that feels so right. Kurt: Mmhmm. Well, as long as you’re happy and I have…