Glee Quotes

Sue: You only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media.

Rachel: “Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year? Is someone gonna throw pigs blood on me next like in Carrie?”

Santana: “Well, you know it would be boring if we weren’t so awesome.”

Rachel: “What are you doing here?” Finn: “Well, I’ll keep it simple. I love you. You’re beautiful. Prom sucks without you.”

Sue: [to Joe] “What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?”

Finn: “I thought going through all that terrible stuff earlier this year made you cooler, but no, you’re still the same old Quinn. All…

Sue: “I don’t know if it’s the sentimental fetus in me, but I think it’s my best batch ever. Nothing but fruit juicy red, Manhattan…

Sue: “Advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions. Haven’t you seen Mad Men?”

Brittany: “And finally, all hair gel has been banned from the prom.” Blaine: [laughing] “Right.” Brittany: “I’m actually not joking. Hair…

Brittany: “It’s clear that the three of you are incompetent fools, possibly even some sort of terrorist cell. So, as president, I’m gonna…