Glee Quotes

Puck: You know it’s hard growing up without a dad because you don’t have any dude role models, except NFL players and video game…

Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong? Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and…

Rachel: This is the biggest, biggest moment of our lives here. We cannot be taking risks. Kurt: Isn’t this the exact moment to be taking…

Mike: Blaine, I need some help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom, and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing….

Sue: Now I realize this room is America’s #1 destination for cheap, sappy moralizing, but your insensitive behavior is about to subject…

Kurt: I’m starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need…

Puck: I may not be too good at world geography but I’m real good at female geography.

Puck: I appreciate the brovention but I just told her that so I could get a sympathy pants massage.

Rachel: I have some simple rules when I’m getting ready for a big performance. First, no milk. Makes you too phlegmy. Second, no…

Artie: Moving on, what rhymes with Pre-industrial European deforestation?