Glee Quotes

Brittany: Joe is really pretty, but I heard she doesn’t shave her armpits.

Rachel: Finn sends me cute text messages all the time. They’re usually puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.

Brittany: Quinn, you’re still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.

Santana: We’re hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don’t put your baggage on us.

Will: It’s not the broken dreams that break us. It’s the ones we don’t dare to dream.

Finn: I was afraid to admit it because I was afraid of failing. But I’m not scared anymore.

Sue: Brittany thought of it. She gets an idea once every couple years and, lucky for us, this was a good one.

Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler’s fist. Brittany: I can show you the MRI.

Sam: I believe in you and what you can become.

Brittany [on a bull’s testicle]: It tastes just like a chicken testicle.