Glee Quotes

Kurt: Once, La Thibodeaux stopped a performance of Medea at The Met because someone glanced at their watch while she was doing one of her…

Rachel: I vowed not to speak with you unless William and Kate got pregnant, Liza passed, or unless one of us was in grave danger.

Sue: I spent the weekend sending your photo to ivory poachers who could make an absolute fortune selling your enormous white teeth on the…

Emma: I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I’ve used it once, and you think I’m gonna get married at a campground?

Burt: You and me, we’ve been doing this dance for over a decade. You know, Starsky and gay Hutch.

Emma: Champagne on a Tuesday? You’ve gone all Hunter S. Thompson.

Puck: I’m gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Sam: Quinn’s a great girl, but you’re gonna have to decide: do you wanna be closer to God or closer to her?

Sam: I’m a good Christian, there’s just no way a dude’s gonna be able to resist.

Joe: I was having feelings. Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?