Glee Quotes

Rachel: We’re finally getting married. Artie: When is the baby due?

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover. Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

Rachel’s Dad: No vocal runs. That’s how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.

Sugar: No single people allowed. They’re sad. They’re boring. And they don’t exist in my world.

Sugar: Don’t sweat the small stuff. And it’s all small stuff when you’re rich.

Santana: Why don’t you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

Sue: I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

Emma: You’re being really mean. Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

Finn: The proof’s in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.

Sue [to Emma]: I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.