Glee Quotes

Kurt: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don’t come until the end of the month.

Sue: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good. Sam: I won’t stop until it’s Trending.

Dave Martinez: I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Will: To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.

Puck: This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.

Sebastian: I can’t stand the stench of public schools.

Santana: This isn’t violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.

Santana: Brittany, lock the door. Brittany: I don’t know how to do that.

Santana: You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on…