Glee Quotes

Brittany: If elected, I’ll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That’s what George Washington said.

Santana: When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is…

Sue: My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That’s a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.

Artie: Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.

Sue: I lost an enormous last minute bet I placed on myself with a shady Las Vegas bookie.

Puck [to Quinn]: You don’t need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special.

Santana: I have to just be me.

Puck: I’m like that Beautiful Mind guy without all the crazy.

Beiste: I’m so bummed out. I feel like I’m living one of those country western songs.

Sue: It’s a reporter from USA Today. The newspaper for people who can’t read.