Glee Quotes

Santana: Do you realize you’re basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?

Puck: You’re higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I’ve ever met in my life.

Quinn [to Puck]: Wanna come over. Order in. Rent a movie and not watch it?

Sue: If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc’s of man. Stat!

Sue: Why would someone assume I’m a Friend of Ellen just because I’m manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach…

Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive… Santana: I’m trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.

Kurt: I’m gonna lose unless I pull a JFK. Rachel: You’re gonna shoot Brittany?!?

Rachel: I haven’t been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.

Finn [to Santana]: The truth is, I think you’re awesome. And when you hide part of who you are, you hide your awesomeness with it.

Kurt: Rachel’s one of us. We’re the only ones who get to humiliate her.