Glee Quotes

Rachel: Vote Hummel for McKinley, vote for Kurt.

Puck: I always thought of Beth as an accident, but she’s no accident.

Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I’m trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.

Brittany: Stop the violence.

Santana: Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?

Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again. Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on…

Santana: The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.

Brittany: Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

Sue: It’s not personal Porcelain, it’s politics.

Sue: I’m Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.