Glee Quotes

Artie: As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I’m concerned.

Artie: When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.

Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing. Burt: I’m proud of you, Kurt. Don’t care who knows it.

Santana: I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?

Brittany: Of course not. Finn: You’re not quitting New Directions? Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

Brittany: You cannot call your future president an “idiot.” It’s mean, it’s bullying and I won’t accept it.

Quinn: Beth is perfect. She’s my perfect thing.

Puck: What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.

Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?

Sue: I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.