Glee Quotes

Sue: Why it isn’t Porcelain’s dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?

Finn: In America, dudes don’t ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

Rory: I love everything about America, especially NASCAR, your hot black President and the Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Rachel: You can’t cancel the musical. I was considering changing my name to Maria.

Sue: If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.

Sue: Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.

Will: Sue’s pom-pom budget is $4,000/month. Sue: You can’t put a price on cheer, William.

Sue: I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee’s name is “government waste.”

Brittany [to Rory]: You look magical and amazing, but I don’t understand what you’re saying. So if you’re gonna make it this his world,…

Beiste: This is one of the hardest decisions of my life. And that includes when i had to sell one of my prize donkeys to pay my gas bill.