Glee Quotes

Emma: Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.

Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I’m so much better than you.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. Santana: Those are your nipples.

Sue: I’ve put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.

Sue: Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.

Sue: How is it going with Emma? I’m sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.

Sue: This isn’t the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it’s not personal, Will Schuester.

Kurt: I want my senior year to be magic. And that’s only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.

Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people. Tina: Today is only the second day of school.

Sue: I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That’s why I took that pro-deportation stance.