Glee Quotes

Beiste: In college, I was in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I played the Forum

Teacher: What’s the capitol of Ohio? Brittany: O.

Brittany: A unicorn is someone who knows he’s popular, but isn’t afraid to show it.

Brittany: Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.

Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future? Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?

Sugar: I worked that song like a hooker pole.

Rachel: They have credits. In utero credits.

Rachel: I’ve never been so humiliated in my life. Kurt: Me neither. And that’s a very high bar.

Sue: I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.

Emma: So this is what being turned on feels like.