Glee Quotes

Kurt: We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.

Santana: When did you get so smart?

Santana: Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?

Santana: I’m from Lima Heights Adjacent and I’m proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!

Will: I’m sorry you guys. We aren’t in the top ten.

Jesse: That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won’t like it. They’ll consider it common and vulgar and…

Jesse: I couldn’t stay away. Will: From the show, or her?

Dustin: You’re tearing up. People are starting to stare. People probably think I just broke up with you.

Dustin: It’s all over the Broadway blogosphere and by Broadway blogosphere I mean the one blog that actually cares about Broadway.

Quinn: Even Zises hooks up.