Glee Quotes

Santana: I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

Kurt: We have to go in. Strike that we have to break in.

Finn: Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Puck: OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?

Bartender: Do you even know what’s in a Manhattan? Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.

Rachel: Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the…

Jesse: That’s sweet, you remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.

Sue: I’m gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?

Brittany: Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?

Kurt: She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!