Glee Quotes

Finn: Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people’s heads

Finn: “Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Blaine: May I have this dance?

Kurt: Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Figgins: Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.

Kurt: They can’t touch me. They can’t touch us.

Santana: As soon as we get to New York I’m bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn’t mean they have to hate me too. Brittany: It’s just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the…

Santana: You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

Sue: Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.