Glee Quotes

Kurt: I make my living singing girl songs.

Jesse: Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a performance? They use them as a prop, like Weekend At…

Santana: I’d like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?

Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn’t have enough emotion in the song. Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I’m about to go all…

Emma: Wow Will, that’s a lot of vests.

Rachel: So much has changed. I didn’t have my bangs, I’d never had a boyfriend and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat.

Becky: Can I please be in Glee Club Mr. Schue? I just want to belong.

Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express. Howard: But I’m not Chinese. Sue: Neither is the food at Panda House.

Sue: Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!

Jesse: You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.