Glee Quotes

Sam: Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold.

Brittany: Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he’s on Atkins.

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity? Brittany: Before our deut, we’re gonna do it.

Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany) Brittany: I don’t even remember putting that in there!

Kurt: Kurt Hummel’s back at McKinley!

Brittany: I do love you. Clearly you don’t love you, as much as I do, otherwise you’d put that shirt on and dance with me.

Brittany: Because you’re Lebanese and I’m bi-curious?

Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it. Lauren:…

Rachel: Is she here? Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

Quinn: (Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.