Glee Quotes

Puck: I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.

Kurt: A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.

Kurt: I don’t believe in denying who you are, but I don’t believe in outing either.

Rachel: It’s less Hebraic and more Fabray-ic.

Tina: Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.

Santana: The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana: Look I’m not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top either. Maybe in junior college.

Santana: You really need to be more careful with your leering. Karofsky: I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing….

Quinn: Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people…

Santana: I’m a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.