Glee Quotes

Lauren: You’re always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn’t something you can ask for, you have to demand it.

Sue: Sandy how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all of the fire alarms?

Sandy: You’re hunky and I’m what they call predatory gay.

Artie: Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.

Will: Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Brittany: It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel’s hair*

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something. Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy. Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common…

Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way,…

Santana: Uhh, Mr. Schue I have another verse of “Trouty Mouth” Sam: *holds up notebook with the words: “Hell No”*

Quinn: I’ve cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The second time I got mono.