Glee Quotes

Mercedes: I just don’t get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

Holly: I spent three years sending hate mail to Debbie Gibson until she wrote me back and said the stress of my letters was giving her…

Jacob: My curly hair in Cairo twitter account helped bring down Mubarak. Technology has allowed us to be brutally cruel without suffering…

Blaine: We could have handled that. Santana: It was more fun doing it together.

Dustin: Let me tell you something about Will Schuester. That guy has tiny baby hands. Seriously, it’s weird. Once I saw him try and pick…

Dustin: I’m handsome, I’m good looking and I’m easy on the eyes. Also, I’m gorgeous.

Dustin: This hairline is 85% my own and my sperm count is off the charts.

Holly: Tomorrow we’re going to do Catherine the Great and her pet stallion friend so come early!

Holly: I had giant hands so a lot of people thought I was a hermaphrodite but that wasn’t true. Other people said that I was a Nazi…

Emma: At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret?