Glee Quotes

Santana: You blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.

Sue: You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.

Quinn: Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.

Quinn: How damaged does a guy have to be to be into some as annoying as Rachel?

Kurt: Sometimes I don’t feel like we’re The Warblers. I feel like we’re Blaine and the Pips.

Holly: It’s not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it’s about who you fall in love with.

Quinn: I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.

Brittany: The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Puck: I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it’s my second favorite part of my day.

Puck: Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I’m about 90% sure it’s still there.