Glee Quotes

Holly: My lips are sealed. Just like your legs… see, a real doctor would never have said that.

Emma: We watch the Housewives shows, which are racy. So, so racy.

Burt: Don’t throw yourself around like you don’t matter. Because you matter, Kurt.

Emma: A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day… right?

Emma: Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.

Santana: I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was in the shape of a person.

Holly: My sex tape with JD Saligner was a disaster.

Santana: Breakfast makes you confused. Brittany: Sometimes it’s sweet, sometime it’s salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?

Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff. Santana: Which isn’t cheating because? Brittany: The plumbing’s different.

Kurt: Those weren’t weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.