Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Never to be realized literary aspirations: check. Townie: you’re from Brooklyn, so check. And giving up everything to became…

Blair: Look, I think I figured it out. Okay, Serena had an affair with her teacher because, let’s face it, it’s Serena and what else is…

Blair: Oh. At least he’s owning it.

Blair: We should almost be there. Let me just consult the GPS. Oh wait. That’s me.

Blair: Is the pedal to the metal? Because I swear if I shove my feet through the floor I could run faster. At least there’s no radio so…

Dan: So. Juliet dressed up like Serena at Saints & Sinners to destroy her relationships with me and Nate. Blair: And enlist Vanessa and…

Blair: You can’t show up at a masked ball and not expect at least one social climbing doppelganger to try and impersonate you.

Serena: She wants you all to think she’s the perfect host and mother and wife, but the truth is she’s a selfish liar who will destroy…

Nate: [to Dan] Maybe you just want to think that, because it’s easier than the truth.

Blair: [in her note to Chuck] Just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t.