Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: What are you still doing here? Shouldn’t you be off living your dream? Days on end in a real car with Serena? Dan: No. I’m staying…

Nate: I’m out buying you some new clothes. I know you’ve been locked away for awhile, but no one’s wearing orange this season.

Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself. Nate: Yup. That’s why we’re going to end this experiment in middle…

Serena: So you sent Ben to prison so that I could go to Constance? Lily: Well no! Of course not. But after I left the school alerted the…

Serena: B, it’s okay. I talked to Juliet. She’s not the problem anymore. It’s my mom.

Blair: Clearly she’s drugged Serena again! Dan, write a list of everything Damien said that he sold to Juliet. [to Nate] And you. Look at…

Eric: What’s he doing here? Trying to recruit another virgin to use as your drug mule? Damien: I’d ask ‘are you available’ but I have to…

Lily: Eric, somewhere between a Marlins jersey and the absolute truth lies the better part of decorum.

Serena: Then you just left me for dead in a motel room. Why, because of Nate? Or Colin? Juliet: No, you stupid bitch. Because you…

Serena: The photo of me on Gossip Girl. That was you too? Juliet: Yep. I went out dressed like you and partied like it was 2007.