Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: This comforter blocks out so much noise they could sell it to Bose. Blair: This has got to end. Chuck: I thought I just did….

Serena: I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like life is just passing us by. It’s not fair. Blair: Life is tough Serena. Get a helmet.

Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago. Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over. Blair: Fine…

Dan: It’s Blair’s 20th birthday party and I’m still acting like an eighth grader.

Dan: So I wrecked Blair’s birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and…

Blair: It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don’t believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair. Tiffany: What is…

Rufus: Let’s face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let’s go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair’s shoes.

Blair: Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I’ll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.

Eleanor: I could kill the caterer. The appetizer tray looks like a Rorschach Test.