Gossip Girl Quotes

Lily: [to Rufus] I know you think you’re rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.

Eric: That’s their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least…

Blair: Since Gothic Barbie remains safely quarantined upstate, feel free to stop by. If you’re feeling lonely.

Dan: Chuck. Hey man, I was just stopping by to see Nate but I guess he’s not here. Chuck: He’s in his room. Dan: Oh he is? He’s… not in…

Serena: Did you invite the entire Columbia faculty to your party tonight? Blair: I may have invited the dean and whomever she favors. Why…

Serena: Why are we sidebarring? Do you really want access to strip clubs? Blair: No, I just don’t want to seem like I’m ceding territory…

Chuck: If you give me the Standard on weeknights I’ll give you the Carlyle for the entire Christmas season. Blair: Done. But I want an…

Serena: We’ve witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability. Nate: Sooner or later one of you…

Blair: What is he doing here? Chuck: What is she doing here? Blair: And who brought the Avon Lady? Nate: She’s a court stenographer. And…

Dorota: Happy to have you home, Miss. Eleanor. Eleanor: You didn’t think I would miss throwing my only child a 20th birthday party….