Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: You guys haven’t … Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol’ Humphrey playbook and we just talked…

Nate: Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer. Got some nice champagne, new Matteo sheets … and I’m hoping…

Serena: The problem is I’ve been late for my English Lit class a few times and lates count as absences, which — Blair: If only there…

Serena: With Dan and Nate behind me I really feel like I can bury the old me and start anew. Blair: May you rest in peace.

Serena: B, can I talk to you for a minute? Blair: Yes. [to Minion #1] Five paces behind. For privacy. [to Minion #2] Ten for you.

Blair: Researching women of power so I can better forge my path to become one … Sarah Louise Palin!? [to follower] Do you even want to…

Dan: Not only am I manly and rugged, but I also have mad browsing skills.

Blair: Once [Chuck] sold me for a hotel. Chuck: She knows, we have no secrets. Blair: Blackmailers must be weeping all over town.

Chuck: [to Blair] I know everything about you, which is why I know that your visit probably has more to do with a scheme than a scone.

Eva: Old Chuck, Bad Chuck, New Chuck, Good Chuck.