Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one? Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.

Serena: What is going on? Dorota: It is better not to know. Plausible deniability.

Serena: So you’re going to let Chuck have the assistant position then. Blair: I said civilized, not lobotomized.

Martha: Thank you. Good day Miss Waldorf. If you have any questions regarding the class, Mr. Bass will answer them. Chuck: Actually it…

Tiffany: How do you go from Better Homes and Gardens to the NRA? Blair: It’s a short trip, believe me.

Nate: Thanks for coming with me man. Dan: No problem. I shouldn’t have told you about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.

Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair….

Serena: A good scandal is one thing, but even Gossip Girl likes to keep things classy and somewhat true.

Serena: I mean who would lie to Gossip Girl about something like that? Blair: Do you really want a list? Because I don’t know if I have…

Chuck: The dean’s extended me the courtesy of auditing a few classes. He thought it important I get the feel for campus life before…