Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: [to Nate] Say hello to Blair for me. I hope she has a good day.

Serena: [to Nate] I guess you know why I don’t talk to you about things!

Eric: If you don’t want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.

Serena: [to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.

Nate: Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.

Chuck: [to Cameron] We don’t expect you to keep up, it’s beyond basic rugby strategy.

Blair: No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus … My stepfather is Jewish.

Jenny: I don’t see what we need Blair for, I mean, don’t you read Gossip Girl? Extortion’s what I do. All day.

Blair: Is there anything I can do? Dorota’s family has Polish mob connections.

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I’ve never been on a date. Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?