Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway? Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren’t named Bass?

Gossip Girl: All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.

Nate: Dan doesn’t usually participate.

Serena: I’m just trying to protect my mom.

Blair: Who are you? House? I’m sure Dr. Van der Woodson knows what he’s doing.

Blair: I always have a plan C.

Serena: I need you to tell me the truth. William: Come with me.

Jenny: Really? That’s it?

Blair: Can I ask you something? What do you think about falafel? Minion: Eww. Isn’t that the kind of food paralegals eat?

Rufus: I’m confident that there’s no depravity that brand-new Léron sheets can’t erase.