Gossip Girl Quotes

Jenny: So, what’s step two? Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Gossip Girl: Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.

Blair: Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?

Dan: I’m glad you got in. Vanessa: You are? Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a…

Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.

Chuck: The odds of me remembering this conversation are slim.

Nate: Time flies when you’re having a Wii tennis death match.

Jenny: I’m a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group. Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

Blair: Is that an Aaron Rose?

Blair: I have a friend that goes to Columbia. But I don’t think he attends many classes.