Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: Ain’t no party like a Bushwick party!

Gossip Girl: Spotted, Nate Archibald suffering from a broken heart. Too bad he doesn’t realize Jenny’s oath is less Hippocratic and more…

Chuck: There’s an outlet by the bed and I’ll be in there in a minute.

William: Lily told me that she renovated this place again. It’s come a long way since when we first moved in here.

Blair: I need to meet men who are not socially astute enough to fear the length of the Bass arm.

Blair: Dorota, I need answers that don’t end in, ‘And then I came to America!’

Lily: The minute people start treating you like you’re sick your body starts to listen to it.

Blair: Dorota, you should really stop buying your prenatal vitamins over the Internet. Dorota: For this I postpone honeymoon.

Blair: It’s a lot easier to sneak up on someone when you’re not eight months pregnant and the person’s not standing in front of a…

William: [on phone] It’s not working exactly as I’d hoped. I need you to write Lily another prescription. Well, you can’t back out now, I…