Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls. Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn’t…

Serena: How’s the Congressman doing? Brandeis: He’s polling very well these days.

Rufus: As hard as it is for me to believe, there’s something more important in life than waffles. I’m not going to let you sit one more…

Blair: [on Cromwell’s] Where Bristol Palin shops?

Doug: We’re getting attacked by Christian conservatives. Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?”

Blair: A DNA test? You’ve been watching too much CBS.

Jack: I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.

Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. Jenny: Dirty Dancing?

Rufus: I’m not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.

Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It’s a slam dunk.