Gossip Girl Quotes

Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.

Blair: I can see he’s starting to doubt himself. Serena: Why wouldn’t he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he’s…

Vanessa: [to Dan] By the way, I’m not wearing any underwear.

Rufus: Dirty Dancing? Jenny: Yeah, it’s corny but it’s kinda good. Rufus: Come on. It’s totally good.

Blair: Oh, and speaking of things we’ve shared. Nate!

Chuck: Actually I only wear purple because my father loathed it. Elizabeth: Or maybe that’s what he wanted you to think. Bart was playing…

Nate: Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity…

Serena: Haven’t you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.

Jack: I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth.

Jack: Blair … I’ve already had everything of Chuck’s worth having.