Gossip Girl Quotes

Jenny: Damien’s my boyfriend! Dan: You’re 16, come on. Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought…

Jack: We got us a hotel? Elizabeth: We do.

Chuck: [on Jack] He’s not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.

Jenny: I’m a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case … I just wanted you to know.

Chuck: A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.

Blair: Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I’d pity them if I wasn’t worried they’d spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Serena: Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien’s creepy arms.

Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it’s not fair!

Gossip Girl: There’s always a moment a father just can’t let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.

Nate: I told you I was good in the kitchen.