Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: Careful S, you may think you know what’s best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck.

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth! Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are…

Serena: Since when do you cook? Nate: Honestly, I didn’t even know we had a fridge until this morning.

Chuck: I don’t have a real mother. I never will. Blair: Doesn’t mean you’ve alone. I love you, Chuck, and I’ll always be your family.

Lily: I did kiss him. Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.

Blair: I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I’m willing to let on.

Gossip Girl: Sometimes, despite the risk, the most important thing is to seize the moment. Or whatever else you can grab.

Jenny: Okay, I don’t know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?

Damien: From what I recall from boarding school, it wasn’t hard to get Serena out of her clothes.

Blair: What happened? Don’t tell me that awful whore did something to you. Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.